Can someone please read that whole story in a serious voice?

get morgan freeman

Someone in General

please

<:reggie:230938379477319690>

Watching Straight Outta Compton in Spanish is the funniest shit ever.

Some kid in my class was eating lunch he had one sausage left, he came into the class and shouted, ''DOES ANYONE WANT MY SAUSAGE?'' We laughed our asses off.
So the kid started crying, and he ran into the toilet
The teacher came in and said ''WHO HURT THOMAS?''
Thomas mean while was just being special in the bathroom
he pulled down his pants
shat on the floor
and walked out
the teacher then told us to act more mature and gave Thomas a lollypop or some shit
Thomas meanwhile looked at us
We didn't know what he had done, yet...

2 hours later, someone asked to go to the bathroom, They saw Thomas' steaming pile of shit on the ground and Came into the class, spoke to the teacher and sat down again

The teacher went into the bathroom, then she came into the class and spoke to us about hygeine

Thomas meanwhile, was turning completely red,

Combo breaker

The teacher looked at him and said, ''Thomas we need to have a chat''
We heard thomas crying
He came back into the classroom, tears rolling down his face, he grabbed his bagt and went home
We never saw him again

Maybe it's because I'm Alittle baked.

Someone Read that please

Please

in General

Someone in General read it

please

reading it rn

@Clunt Estwode Read that story

i made a dildo

really?

teach me how

@🤔GayZeusCat🤔 Sharpie

naw

too small

@Stygian how did you make the dildo?

plastic tube and balls

pic?

dont got one

i just made it bro

put a pic in <#231946987585404930>

idk how to though

why do you want to see my dildo so bad

so i can try to make my own

just buy one

Who wouldn't want to see a homemade dildo

i cant im underage

same

mine isnt really useable though

oh