Message from @zumtru
Discord ID: 263190356756135936
i went in the public bathroom and forgot to lock the door thing on the stall and someone came in and started yelling
because i had a knife
dont ask why i had the knife
2 hours later, someone asked to go to the bathroom, They saw Thomas' steaming pile of shit on the ground and Came into the class, spoke to the teacher and sat down again
lmao
The teacher went into the bathroom, then she came into the class and spoke to us about hygeine
oh shit i was playing with this slime rn and i accidentally shaped it into a penis
i broke the penis
Thomas meanwhile, was turning completely red,
why did thomas shit on the floor
The teacher looked at him and said, ''Thomas we need to have a chat''
We heard thomas crying
FUCK THA POLICE.
๐๐๐
He came back into the classroom, tears rolling down his face, he grabbed his bagt and went home
We never saw him again
*** but why did he shit on the floor***
bad little boy
We have no fucking idea
get morgan freeman
Someone in General
please
<:reggie:230938379477319690>
Watching Straight Outta Compton in Spanish is the funniest shit ever.
Some kid in my class was eating lunch he had one sausage left, he came into the class and shouted, ''DOES ANYONE WANT MY SAUSAGE?'' We laughed our asses off.
So the kid started crying, and he ran into the toilet
The teacher came in and said ''WHO HURT THOMAS?''
Thomas mean while was just being special in the bathroom
he pulled down his pants
shat on the floor
and walked out
the teacher then told us to act more mature and gave Thomas a lollypop or some shit
Thomas meanwhile looked at us
We didn't know what he had done, yet...
2 hours later, someone asked to go to the bathroom, They saw Thomas' steaming pile of shit on the ground and Came into the class, spoke to the teacher and sat down again
The teacher went into the bathroom, then she came into the class and spoke to us about hygeine
Thomas meanwhile, was turning completely red,
Combo breaker
The teacher looked at him and said, ''Thomas we need to have a chat''
We heard thomas crying
He came back into the classroom, tears rolling down his face, he grabbed his bagt and went home
We never saw him again
Maybe it's because I'm Alittle baked.
Someone Read that please
Please
in General
Someone in General read it
please
reading it rn
@Clunt Estwode Read that story
i made a dildo