Message from @TeletubbyCancer

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2016-12-29 21:10:22 UTC  

THE LYRICS

2016-12-29 21:11:12 UTC  

there is 1 hour version

2016-12-29 21:13:18 UTC  

lol

2016-12-29 21:13:21 UTC  

**
My inventories full of that shinny golden stuff
but I'm diggin yet again cuz I just can't get enough
Golden apples, golden boots, the golden sword I swing
Golden helmet, golden hoe, golden everything!**

2016-12-29 21:13:40 UTC  

If I'm threatened by a zombie and he tries to take my ore
I'll kill him with my shovel, a golden one of course
I'm kinda like obsessed with that yellow stuff you see
I want it here, I want it now, I want it all for me

2016-12-29 21:13:53 UTC  

**I'm diggin in the caves and I'm digging all around
If there's a golden block down there then it will soon be found
I'll take it to my mansion, my fortress to behold
You guessed it right, you win the prize, of course it's made of gold!**

2016-12-29 21:15:00 UTC  
2016-12-29 21:15:23 UTC  

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.+
2 Now the earth was formless and desolate,* and there was darkness upon the surface of the watery deep,*+ and God’s active force*+ was moving about over the surface of the waters.+
3 And God said: “Let there be light.” Then there was light.+ 4 After that God saw that the light was good, and God began to divide the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light Day, but the darkness he called Night.+ And there was evening and there was morning, a first day.
6 Then God said: “Let there be an expanse+ between the waters, and let there be a division between the waters and the waters.”+ 7 Then God went on to make the expanse and divided the waters beneath the expanse from the waters above the expanse.+ And it was so. 8 God called the expanse Heaven.* And there was evening and there was morning, a second day.
9 Then God said: “Let the waters under the heavens be collected together into one place, and let the dry land appear.”+ And it was so. 10 God called the dry land Earth,+ but the collecting of the waters, he called Seas.+ And God saw that it was good.+ 11 Then God said: “Let the earth cause grass to sprout, seed-bearing plants and fruit trees according to their kinds, yielding fruit along with seed on the earth.” And it was so. 12 And the earth began to produce grass, seed-bearing plants+ and trees yielding fruit along with seed, according to their kinds. Then God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening and there was morning, a third day.
14 Then God said: “Let there be luminaries*+ in the expanse of the heavens to make a division between the day and the night,+ and they will serve as signs for seasons and for days and years.+

2016-12-29 21:15:40 UTC  

Путин

2016-12-29 21:15:41 UTC  

Poppy Reads the Bible: Part 1 - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYjyX0bDUOc

2016-12-29 21:15:47 UTC  

Lyrics:
Play Minecraft to cook some raw fish, because they smell really nasty. Kill some mobs before you get on their plate, so you don't get to feel the pain. And then you craft and mine and dig, to gain experience points ya. And then you strike to get raw pork from pigs, it has no end but it's still the best game.

(Chorus: It's the eye of the spider it's poison in one bite, oh look out, I'm an excellent fighter. The creepers and the zombies other mobs of the night, spiders give you some string and the eye, of the spider.)

Never eat the rotten flesh, it makes you starve in the night. Tame a wolf and train it to play fetch, just don't hit if you want to survive.

(Chorus)

Don't fall into the void it's so odd, when it comes to your days they're the last ones. Israphel he's no evil game mod, just the villain of the great Yogscast.

(Chorus)

(The eye of the spider) x4

2016-12-29 21:15:54 UTC  

THE EYE OF SPIDER

2016-12-29 21:15:54 UTC  
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2016-12-29 21:16:49 UTC  

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2016-12-29 21:16:58 UTC  

<#257355998065459200>

2016-12-29 21:20:26 UTC  

Fanfic

2016-12-29 21:20:33 UTC  

You were trying to eat Holy Ice Cream

2016-12-29 21:20:35 UTC  

Lyrics -

Cancer, cancer
Cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer

(Chorus)

We are spots on the dermis
The doctor is here to confirm us
We come from the Sun's burnin’
Tryna hurt you, yeah we're yearnin’
Kaposi, sarcoma
Merkel cell and carcinoma
A malignant melanoma
Hundred skin cells, add another
Kaposi, sarcoma
Merkel cell, carcinoma
UV rays, harm ya
Darker spots, alarm ya
Bigger chance if your skins lighter
If you survive you're a true fighter
Doesn’t affect muscle fiber
But the pain remains stated as prior

(Chorus)

Hey
Cancer, cancer
Cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer
Cancer, cancer

We are spots on the dermis
The doctor has come for us, gon’ confirm us
We come from the Sun's burnin’
Gonna fix us all up, Mohs surgery
Cuttin’ or freezin’ us
Microscopic surgery all up on us
Don't take us off your skin we won't make a fuss
We come in a ton of different forms and it's hard to get rid of us
Kaposi, sarcoma
Markel cell, and carcinoma
Actinic, keratoses
Black spots on your skin make you look like a panda
Weda’ sunny or cloudy it don't really matta’
We gon’ get you anyway go call a docta’
He gonna’ have to be your true new prescriber
Gotta’ be a fighta’, don't fect’ muscle fiber
Boy he bout to do it, gonna chemotherapy and kill it
But this rap is fire you admit it
But anyways let's get back on it
On the pathway to messin’ your skin up with SCC using dysplastic nevi and things
Call up Aikman-Aikman, tell him to help
Cause you're gonna need help, we ain't gonna help
Where you gon’ get that help, get it
Got confirmed, yeah we did it
We're still here though, let's get it
We're in the cockpit
Are you ready to admit
That you gotten sunburned a bit
Now you payin’ for it
Carcinoma do business
Melanoma hurtin’ your skin and doin’ it's business
3 point 3 mil gonna get it
5 point 4 mil cases
That's in a year and we don't sweat it

Cancer, cancer
Cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer

(Chorus x2)

Cancer, cancer,
Cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer

2016-12-29 21:20:41 UTC  

Parody of panda boii

2016-12-29 21:20:42 UTC  

oh jessus

2016-12-29 21:21:03 UTC  

**I'm in love with the coco (coco, coco)
I'm in love with the coco (coco, coco)
I got it for the low low
I'm in love with the coco (coco, coco)
I'm in love with the coco (coco, coco)
I'm in love with the coco (coco, coco)
I got it for the low low
I'm in love with the coco (coco, coco)
Hit my plug, that's my cholo
'Cause he got it for the low low
If you snitchin' I go loco (go crazy)
Hit you with that treinta ocho
Thinkin' that I'm solo
50 Deep, they're like "Oh no" (no no no, please no)
Heard the feds takin' photos
I know nothing, fuck the po' po'
Bakin' soda, I got bakin' soda
Bakin' soda, I got bakin' soda
Whip it through the glass nigga
I'm blowin' money fast, nigga
I'm in love with the coco (coco, coco)
I'm in love with the coco (coco, coco)
I got it for the low low
I'm in love with the coco (coco, coco)
I'm in love with the coco (coco, coco)
I'm in love with the coco (coco, coco)
I got it for the low low (turn off)
I'm in love with the coco (coco, coco)
36, That's a kilo (aqui)
Need a brick, miss my free throw (stay away)
I'm in love, just like Ne-Yo
Bustin' bustin', now he Neo
Free my homies, fuck the C.O
Fuck the judge, fuck my P.O
All this coke like I'm Nino
Water whip like I'm Nemo
Bakin' soda, I got bakin' soda
Bakin' soda, I got bakin' soda
Whip it through the glass, nigga
I'm blowin' money fast, nigga
I'm in love with the coco
I'm in love with the coco
I got it for the low low
I'm in love with the coco
I'm in love with the coco (coco, coco)
I'm in love with the coco (coco, coco)
I got it for the low low (turn off)
I'm in love with the coco (coco, coco, coco, coco)**

2016-12-29 21:21:30 UTC  

*You already know who it is
Silentó
Silentó
Silentó
Gonna do it for me
Now watch me whip (kill it)
Now watch me nae nae (okay)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (want me do it)
Now watch me whip (kill it)
Watch me nae nae (okay)
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae (can you do it)
Now watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Do the stanky leg (stank)
Do the stanky leg (stank stank)
Do the stanky leg (stank)
Do the stanky leg (stank stank)
Do the stanky leg (stank)
Do the stanky leg (stank stank)
Do the stanky leg (stank)
Do the stanky leg (stank stank)*

2016-12-29 21:22:20 UTC  

@Deleted User Frozen Bible vs Hot Knife

2016-12-29 21:23:46 UTC  

Never

2016-12-29 21:23:56 UTC  

No click zone ^^^^^^^

2016-12-29 21:25:13 UTC  

I was trying to think of a subtle way to tell @Cybiscus her voice makes me moist but idk

2016-12-29 21:25:40 UTC  

thnx

2016-12-29 21:25:58 UTC  

No, ty

2016-12-29 21:27:20 UTC  

:^)

2016-12-29 21:27:30 UTC  

OH

2016-12-29 21:27:39 UTC  

*Mew*

2016-12-29 21:27:44 UTC  

fuckme

2016-12-29 21:27:45 UTC  

nohomo

2016-12-29 21:27:52 UTC  

*Nods head* (No)

2016-12-29 21:28:04 UTC  

its not rape if we're both crying

2016-12-29 21:28:09 UTC  

Felix

2016-12-29 21:28:14 UTC  

Yes Sentri?