And other countries God doesn't pay attention to

putting lipstick on your bhole is called an Italian French Kiss

look it up

im kidding

s e n t r i

I started working at Pizza Planet and my manager was really flirty with me and the first night we hung out we were at my house for like 45 mins before the (yoga) pants came off

and talking to her youd think "must be a great lay"

but dude

as soon as the (yoga) pants came off

1. the entire room started to smell like a hot turtle tank

2. she made me throw a blanket over us, would not do anything other than a stiff version of missionary and repeatedly told me not to look at her

Hahaha

If you don't clean between mates, that what causes that smell :<

That works too

How old is she?

Ya she needs to get out of that shit now

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2br0sYOsx0A2_ii8j41emw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA8-bcdzhjE

That's fucked up ya

https://www.youtube.com/user/xXjack96Xx

I just rolled a 1.15g j

ill post it in a min

posted dank meme in pics

1.15g

danny devito had over 100 auditions before he got his first non speaking role

i watched apocalypse now, platoon and then True Grit on acid with my roommate a few months back

pulp meme posted

mdma and pcp are really different chemically but they feel really similar

sentri my 20 year old manager is definitely being pimped out of her own accord

I repeatedly run into literal whores

like Travis Bickle

I had a key made after running a blank through a lock and filing it down

it is entirely futile

I wouldn't open with that, dermoid

play a laugh track

YES

from the 50s

youve been hearing dead people laugh for years

no difference if you perform irl

hit us with one dermoid

this is good practice