Message from @Jamie

Discord ID: 267922507640602624


2017-01-09 07:15:59 UTC  

Noo I actually stretched my break 20 min more 😅

2017-01-09 07:16:32 UTC  

Heyoo

2017-01-09 07:16:42 UTC  

Yoo

2017-01-09 07:17:42 UTC  

Ahhh that's Kool and yay ruthless is here!

2017-01-09 07:17:46 UTC  

Howdy

2017-01-09 07:20:01 UTC  

Sentri you ready for the game next week?!

2017-01-09 07:26:09 UTC  

Hell yes

2017-01-09 07:26:17 UTC  

I've got a good feeling about it

2017-01-09 07:26:42 UTC  

I'm thinking it's gonna be Dallas and New England this year

2017-01-09 07:27:03 UTC  

With Witten finally getting his ring

2017-01-09 07:36:08 UTC  

How about romo? Ahhh

2017-01-09 07:36:32 UTC  

Haha yes no doubt

2017-01-09 07:44:42 UTC  

im here

2017-01-09 07:44:43 UTC  

sorry

2017-01-09 07:45:06 UTC  

once upon a time there was a high man named dan who liked driving vans all the way to sudan

2017-01-09 07:45:34 UTC  

Maan I can dig it

2017-01-09 07:45:51 UTC  

Vans are good durable shoes too

2017-01-09 07:47:47 UTC  

Ding dong

2017-01-09 07:47:52 UTC  

Tell us more

2017-01-09 07:47:55 UTC  

As he drove the van he threw out his beer can and the cops saw and he said "damn"

2017-01-09 07:48:23 UTC  

He wasnt having fun so he grabbed his gun and dicded to kill everyone

2017-01-09 07:48:36 UTC  

And he stuck his head out of his window, let the wind run long fingers through his hair and shouted at the sky "Death to the west!"

2017-01-09 07:48:42 UTC  

You stepped on my bars homie

2017-01-09 07:48:45 UTC  

Your version is unfunny

2017-01-09 07:49:07 UTC  

Yours didn't rhyme tho

2017-01-09 07:49:07 UTC  

Allah is the one and only god

2017-01-09 07:49:33 UTC  

Allah = arm, leg, leg, arm, head. Allah is man

2017-01-09 07:49:42 UTC  

I execute Allah's will and Allah just told me that he doesn't wish for rhymes in the tongue of heretics

2017-01-09 07:49:44 UTC  

Bars

2017-01-09 07:50:59 UTC  

Spoiler alert: the subconscious is god

2017-01-09 07:51:07 UTC  

Wrong

2017-01-09 07:51:18 UTC  

No you

2017-01-09 07:51:37 UTC  

If that was the case, Allah wouldn't be speaking into me, guiding me

2017-01-09 07:52:05 UTC  

Your subconscious speaks to you, right?

2017-01-09 07:52:09 UTC  

I'M GOING TO VALHALLA

2017-01-09 07:52:25 UTC  

I'm going to stop you right there

2017-01-09 07:53:05 UTC  

Because a) I'm being sarcastic and b) I've this feeling that you have a poor grasp on what the subconscious is and its functions

2017-01-09 07:53:07 UTC  

It takes the guise of ALLAH, for you. For Ray, it was the Stay Pufft marshmallow man

2017-01-09 07:53:36 UTC  

Please don't reply, darling

2017-01-09 07:53:47 UTC  

Oooh ok I see, I never would have thought you were being sarcastic

2017-01-09 07:54:04 UTC  

What do you know about Jung