congratulations, you're the proud new owner of a cold front lul

why a checkmark

✔

I cant even today

I'm all good so far

@Vesna Lajon what happened?

Im ded

RIP

harvester of sorrow

“Beware that, when fighting Spies, you yourself do not become Spie... for when you Squat long enough at the abyss. The abyss will too, begin to Squat at you”

- Nikola Tesla

fascinating

Big booty bitches

Lol Vesna

I wish I could throw on my adidas and squat and smoke my problems away

Squats help in a longterm

better for the colon, too

but does he own reptiles

Idk. The only thing I'm certain of is our gradual decline into decay and disorder, lol

gradual? buckle up, it's going to be an unadulterated thrill ride from here

also I hope none of you are flying United anytime soon, they just grounded every single flight in America because of computer issues

Oh boy

I haven't flown in more than a decade

Hey, what's the name of that black woman that's at every Ubisoft press conference?

wait

wait

fuck i forgot

Like she's always crackin dumbass jokes too

Aisha?

Yeahhhhh

isha tyler

whoopsAisha

Aisha Tyler

Right, thanks

Yes'm

Hello everyone, I'm new here haha

whats up

So am I

Hello

How are you?

I am well, and yourself?

Very good!