greetings

noob here, so go easy on me

yeah, desktop

greetings

thanks guys

I am everyone

no, they don't call the police

I know this from experience

hello

seriously?

great convo

@Space Bitch you seem troubled

don't start that shit

hi

beans, yuppies are upper-class white people that think they're better than the common man

I don't like any religion

no but I'm about to try abowl of weed flakes

a bowl*

I have a slight hatred, yes

well christianity and islam grind me more than anything else

persecution of gays, holy wars, degradation of women, etc.

poor doggo

"don't let it get to you" LOL

I'm willing to bet 70% of big male YouTubers have solicited nudes from googly-eyed fangirls

yes, I know

Well, I drop that number to about 25% for underage

anyone watching Maher tonight?

greetings

did someone call me a foreskin?

someone's playing with me here?

I had a gaming laptop. Never again

Not fucking worth it

same

yo

I loved NMS, but when my curiosity got the better of me and I saw the ending, I was like "fuck it"

Not going to tediously jump through black holes and repair shit for that

Nah, I bought it on PS4 first

Yeah, gameshared it on Steam when I got a PC

So I didn't buy it twice

I what?

I haven't consciously tried to make a meme in months

What are you talking about?

Oh, that asshole

Glad I could be of comedic value for someone

"Curious"

Right

That's a thin veil for being a dick

Good edit

Well, here's hoping he's getting the attention he needs

Oh, internet

Fascinating

I'll bet you did

Are you proud?

I could only feel more flattered if someone told me my face looked like vomit

Such an overwhelming feeling of flattery man

What is this adulting thing, I can't even

Asking people if they have foreskin is like, George Carlin level comedic

Totally

maybe even Bill Hicks

You essentially said that's his calling card, so

Do I have one?

I'm just one of the millions in YouTube land ranting about shit

what's a waffel?

Just being a grammar dick

I bought a waffle maker the other day, best decision in months

I can almost hear you waiting for my response from here

Calm down

Not bad, yours?

💯

Maybe when I'm done watching Maher

I wouldn't sing for one of those if it came with a free gold bar... they give me the runs

hahahah Emery

Don't even pay him any mind, Emery is still trapped in middle school

I've dealt with him before

I know of his antics

he's good friends with Marbles

and he's an edgetard

why the fuck is he uploading this now after the help you've given with the MDA stuff?

I'm telling you, these guys just don't care

I'm probably next because I blocked Heather

She just randomly attacked one of my friends, I called her out, she said I was "drenched in moral relativity"

he IS an internet troll

that's the thing

that's been the whole of his existence for as long as I've known him

Yes, it's a goomba, I've had it for nearly seven years now. Hot Topic originally

It's been attached to me basically

nah

oh yes it does

Both

well, I've been called a "ranter" all this time

but I do different things here and there

not on the same scale, but I've had my share. most fun was when 4chan attacked me

yeah, they really tried to put me down

they started a campaign called "Justice for Jenny" claiming I raped a 9 year old

it didn't go too far because a fan showed me the chatroom they were using to organize it

@Gambit™ my username

now I just get Trump supporters after me

THAT VIDEO IS JUST ALTERNATIVE FACTS. PSH.

wat

oh, I'm not offended