i really did

try harder next time

they told me they didn't want any of our shitty food

aw 💔

Maybe next time

😢

😓

send noots.

🐍 🇹 🇫

okay

nootz are on the way

Gimme all the noot

Me first

heeeey

pee pee smellers

you like the smell of fresh foreskin in the morning?

That's nasty

maybe to you, but not to me

Should make a petition to remove the adjustable penis size in Conan Exiles and have it just be max from the get go. What sane man doesn't just crank it to the max value anyway.

I left it at default

all i know is: fuck the white man

I wanna see dis @Sebastian Lawe

I almost dont even feel like making a troll petition for it though.

Like, if I were to do it, it'd totally have be change.org as well.

i made a joke and it triggered the crap out of someone what do i do now

Everything anybody does "triggers" somebody.

ik

You dont have to do anything 😄

okie dokie then

Make me a sandwich

K, just pay shipping.

I'll add in lots of salt to make sure the ingredients are still good when it arrives in the mail.

Deal.. Just don't forget the hot Cheetos

the person i made the joke to threatened to call the police for it

tf is this

i dont need the swat team coming to my house

I'm sure the police can tell the difference between a joke and a threat.

yea

I think it would depend on how the person calling worded it

Then again, that person who was going to call them doesn't know me irl, or any personal info

They legit just know me on here