Except when he says I'm gonna be struck by lightning

then I'm just like: let it happen then.

Does he still love you though?

Yea

That's all that counts.

The only thing he hates about me is how much I say fuck

And when I yell "SUCK MY DICK"

My dad is the same lol

apparently a small woman saying "SUCK MY DICK" is weird

and not acceptable???

I just tell him that us as humans have defined the word fuck to be a bad words. It's your personal choice to be offended by the word because throughout your whole life you have been conditioned to think that some words are off limits.

I use it for emphasis usually

Nothing is off the table.

Much of the same.

The word fuck has a serious emotional drive to it.

In more than just one way

Can be used when happy, angry, sad, horny too I guess????

Yup

good for every emotion

Oh and you say it when satisfied by food

Might just be me

but still

"Aww fuck this spaghetti is good."

Yeah man.

"AH FUCK YEAH THESE NACHOS"

Or my common "AW FUCK THIS GUAC THO"

If I can eat just the guac and be happy it's a good guac

Fuck yeah (Insert random rare good school lunch) day!

we never had specific lunch days really

We didn't either.

My freshman year we had a pasta line

It was just nice to have a potato bowl or some terriyaki bowl of rice

And they got rid of it cause it was unhealthy

But yet they kept the pizza line

And the pizza was disgusting

Fucking morons

Burgers were slimy

the only good food was the popcorn chicken

can't go wrong with that

That's the only thing I truly fucking hated about michelle obama.

and grilled cheese w/ chicken noodle soup