to survive

they arent like "ok im going to head to sleep then look for some water in the morning"

me feel tired

me sleep

me am wakey now

me want water

me going to die *if* theres chad animal there

*maybe* i should go there

shouldnt*

the sence of *if* calculating supposed outcomes based on experience and pirmal instict

is from where theyr sence of tommorow comes from

Has anyone ever told you how badass the honey badger is

Literally fearless animal

Cannot be killed by most things that arent guns

Yes even knives

new study apparently says blacks are twice as likely to get alzheimer’s as whites

honey badger has balls

👀

but nothing to back those balls up

the wolverine on the other hand

is like a honey badger that is actually threatning

why the fuck have we not trained military attack wolverines and honey badgers

like

badgers would get their ass kicked even by a large dog

that’s why you get a lot of them

Probably cuz they are untrainable

Its literally their instinct to be aggressive

@Orwell new directive: just fucking airdrop thousands of wolverines into enemy countries

biological warfare

yes

Probably just easier to develop a bio weapon

ecological warfare

Like polio

And drop it to israel

but you see

And USA

the more scary thing

Nobody will miss those countries

is thousands of wolverines being airdropped into your country

>destroying the USA

that would fucking destroy the world economy you realize