Sitting here eating Monster and drinking Matador beef jerky.

...wait.

I want jerky

Everyone here seems really cool anyways ^-^ see ya later

o no bro

i accidentally ate the oxygen absorber packet

Should I stay awame or go back to sleep?

Wait really?

💀

Go to google

everyone i know went to so many fucking parties this weekend and im just sittin here pulling all nighters on video games lol

I'm ded, bro. I can't use google whilst ded

If you can type here you can type there

nah... too lazy. *buh dum tss*

haha long boy

Get it? 'Cause I'm the lord of sloth?

Elk

Elk tastes good

not as good as flame-broiled babies, though

...wait, what were we talking about?

Idk

Fuck

There was a Sims 2 mod for that but it was deleted. Apparently for *being offensive*

Because I dream so much and play video games I'm making so many false memories

Are there any co ops games with nooses

Flame-broiled babies is a delicacy where I come from. It's a cultural thing and it's offensive. Them ppes is racist against demons, man.

I totally spelt that right

peeps*

Crunchy newborn kittens.

😁

Can any one answer my gjukl,,

um... what's a gjukl,,?

No questiontiin

God damit

...alright.

😢

This phon

Gotta ask, what kind of game is "With His Dick"?

I changed the name of my steam

Wait...

My pc is off wtf