only thing bad with diseases i have experienced with is my uncle having cacner so i cant say much

i lost both grandmothers to cancer

one to kidney cancer and the other to gulblatter

im pretty sure im going to die before 30 though

i probably will too cause im an asshole

I'll pick a fight with the wrong person

that sucks

oh well

why would that be the case though?

if you don't mind my curiosity

My condolences to everyone, i am far better off

probably a car crash or dying for some stupid reason

Ill choke on my own saliva

the risk goes up also if i get a motorcycle once i move out

I mean, it could be worse. You could be that one guy on a 1000 ways to die that died from drowning in a cars water bowl

I'm gonna live a long life, only to be killed by an enemy of the past at exactly age 100

*cats

I dont want to move out i mean all these houses in my area are so expensive

And my parents built my current abode from scratch and it took ages cos the builders were being like idk annoying it took 4+years

you could always look for housing a bit further away

california all you do is hire some mexicans on the side of the road looking for work

Pfffffttttt

Sad but true

But it needs to be at least 1-2 hours away from the city cos uni and thats expensive so i might as well live with my parents till 30

I wish i could hire some mexicans only to deport them the moment i tell them im going to hire them

then drive them to US customs to get them deported

maybe all this time dandruff was really hair jizz

Nah ill make my dad drive cos i cant fucken drive lol

Jk takes public bus

Takes public bus sitting beside soon-to-be deported mexican

anyone seen Logan yet

i love that video where the dude picks up the mexicans and then drives them to US customs

No, but I want to

I'm watching Milo's press conference vid

and its so weird seeing him apologize

milo is a faggot

a dangerous one

I didn't watch the press conference. Too many sjs on twitter jerking themselves off over it and it got annoying really fast

glad im off of twitter on other media platforms now

he sounds sad

probably because he didnt get fucked by a black dude that day