Get the school shutdown

Lol

Alibi

If i had dank friends who could cover for me id use them as my alibi for any issues in life

bomb the russians, chinese, north koreans, and the dutch.

Oh and also a rally was shutdown at my school because a kid went around like an autist saying he had a dream it would get shot up and word spread like wildfire

Ok

That seems legit!!

lol

i'd be scared honestly... kids are fucked up these days

My school has support unit and im kinda scared of some of those kids

it's like joking about someone being a pedo

Good thing we cant get access to guns cos australia!!

it alone is enough to ruin your reputation

being a pedo doesnt kill people

i remember back when i was a kid, and my step brother was in middle school, he got out of class like 3 times a month for bomb threats. i was excited to get free days of dicking off. in my 3 years of middle school we got ONE bomb threat. when i was in 6th grade. we sat in the church across the street for 3 hours, then took buses to the high school in the district, got lunch in their cafeteria, and fucked around in their gymnasium the rest of the day. it was awesome. it only happened the one time

yeah but say hello to social ineptitude if you let rumors like that fuck you up

Oh cool

..."dicking off"

okay

One of my friends schools had a bomb threat lol

Nothing ever happens for us

dicking off is a phrase i use all the time

Offing dick

Too many cucks and thots at my school

that sounds mildly uncomfortable

okay... i use "dicking around" or "monkeying about"

actually i think there might be that rumor...

My school is like full of annoying girls and i dont even speak to the guys

fuckin hell

i hope not

i use dicking around, too. they mean the same thing to me

Offing dick

but people have asked me about why i sit alone in lunch or sit in class, and its really because i dont have any friends.

we saw that the first time clyd.

See it until the image has burned into your mind

lol

I have friends but im not sure what friends are anymore

Because i know i came late so im like a 3rd wheel

the thing is i have nothing to relate to the kids in my school tbh

Cant wait till im done with high school, stupidest part of my life