He attacked an apple core for not being something he wanted to eat.

It had the audacity to not taste good, so he slapped it off the table.

My uncle has two dogs that like to beg for food. They're always there when we go there for Christmas. My dad tried to feed pickled herring to one of them. She was having none of that. Decided it smelled bad and left it there on the floor. The other dog comes in and inhales it in a second.

lol

I made some preserved salmon recently. Soaked in soy sauce and sugar, then dehydrated it. The cats lost their shit.

Horus tried to break into the toaster oven.

Horus is the apple-slapper

I love you

!give to have a nice car

Sebastian Lawe got me a cake.

Jesus

Had to give another cat a haircut today.

I want a cold haircut.

cold?

As in cool?

Cool as in stylish, or air-conditioning for your head?

Nah, a cold haircut.

oh.

*I am bad at this

My hair will be made of ice

inconvenient.

Would not be cold long.

I live in Canada.

Certainly you go inside?

And have a normal body temperature?

I'm not terribly certain this line of dialogue is worth following.

Unless you're actually an ice giant.

I am a Canadian and live in the cold.

Ice giant, then.

Odin missed one.

gig

I am going to bed and taking my inability to converse with me.

I hope everyone has a good night.

voice chat is so boring right now

There are so many VC channels

Gonna sneak away now

lol

@Skynet Dont let him escape

I don't have a culture

@Skynet white power

Wind power!