big boii

I'm pretty big down there if you get my drift ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

300 lbs 😚

hot

Oh boi a pentuplet.

i know bby 😚

❤

sometimes i wake up gasping for air 😚

*Sometimes I wake up at the bottom of an ocean.*

*ohhhhhhhhhhh*

~~*Sometimes I wake up moaning at the bottom of an ocean as the sea floor caresses my body.*~~

I haven't showered in a week.

I just put on some deodorant and I go

I haven't either.

Wanna smell my pits?

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

*inhales*

~~Do they smell like dried semen? If they do...then sign me the FUCK **UP!**~~

nah my dude

they smell like a bag of doritos that has been left out

for a couple of weeks

you know *that smell*

Eh...it'll do.

*raises arm*

>Autistic RP sniffing

RP?

This ain't no RP.

You're in the big leagues son.

The internet is the real world.

exactly

if I'm not real then the internet isn't real

What is real, though?

autism is real

You and I, we're both autists. Y'know?

Hue

Good point

But how can I be sure that you aren't just a tulpa imposing into this chatroom

What the fuck is that?

A flower?

Hue

Please don't tell me that's a pokemon.