what the

i dont even have oreos

last time i ate an oreo was last year

hehe

Ever had a deep fried oreo?

Mmm

My clogged arteries

nope

never

Well thats your new goal in life

ok

forget logic, ima go out n buy some oreos at 11pm and hijack a mcdonalds to fry it

deep fry in that clogged artery inducing mcdonalds oil

Sounds like a plan my man

🤔

indeed

and then ill wolf it down like a ravenous beast

If you get shot by mcdonalds security dont blame me

nah they wont shoot me at all because im a privileged white person, how dare they shoot me

😤

The cocaine emoji

yes thats me when i smoke the ot

The most privileged emoji

*pot

yes

i fell asleep and my dad woke me up

as in fell asleep beside my laptop

Thats embarrassing

How will you ever live it down

yeah

i was downstairs on the sofa where he sleeps\

did you know once i fell asleep during a skype call?

The more you know 🌈

yes

Ni🅱🅱as

what about the ng

🕵 this is what norton protects you against 🕵 reshare to 5 servers or u weel get haxed 2night 🕵 🕵

so whats good here?

Can we colonize mars now?

no, only your mom

You can colonize me