Message from @mr cowboy crab

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2017-03-10 22:39:42 UTC  

best conversation 10\10

2017-03-10 22:39:45 UTC  

which isn't pleasant

2017-03-10 22:39:54 UTC  

For whom?

2017-03-10 22:39:57 UTC  

Eh, I wouldn't want to get married if I didn't care for someone and only wanted money

2017-03-10 22:39:59 UTC  

I'm a girl.

2017-03-10 22:40:04 UTC  

right.

2017-03-10 22:40:07 UTC  

good point then

2017-03-10 22:40:08 UTC  

I'd rather marry my best friend than a rich guy

2017-03-10 22:40:11 UTC  

You never have to get married, sure

2017-03-10 22:40:33 UTC  

Yeah, just kill him and loot the corpse

2017-03-10 22:40:47 UTC  

oh @Favrette I guess you never had "I wish more guys were like you" in any of your conversations

2017-03-10 22:40:50 UTC  

You're in a 10ft by 10ft room, there's an orc and a pie. What do you do?

2017-03-10 22:41:26 UTC  

Wait for my husband to die killing the orc, loot both of them, eat the pie.

2017-03-10 22:41:31 UTC  

i sit down, cut the pie and ask the orc to lecture me on feminism might aswell pass the time

2017-03-10 22:41:33 UTC  

that works

2017-03-10 22:41:39 UTC  

as long as the orc dies and someone eats the pie

2017-03-10 22:42:12 UTC  

ech

2017-03-10 22:42:15 UTC  

true

2017-03-10 22:42:15 UTC  

Hey now

2017-03-10 22:42:20 UTC  

I'm speaking theoretically

2017-03-10 22:42:20 UTC  

Make the orc eat the pie, its poisonoud

2017-03-10 22:42:20 UTC  

So we have a 100lb 20 something year old who speaks english and plays DnD? I'm in love

2017-03-10 22:42:37 UTC  

We all wanna marry for love.

2017-03-10 22:42:47 UTC  

but I dont wanna marry

2017-03-10 22:42:51 UTC  

im never gonna marry

2017-03-10 22:42:51 UTC  

check mate atheists

2017-03-10 22:42:58 UTC  

1 nobody loves me

2017-03-10 22:43:01 UTC  

2

2017-03-10 22:43:02 UTC  

Gimme ten more years of disappointment with men before I go the full crazy bitch.

2017-03-10 22:43:06 UTC  

i cheap

2017-03-10 22:43:14 UTC  

Frugal

2017-03-10 22:43:26 UTC  

never say cheap - you're frugal as fuck, though

2017-03-10 22:43:31 UTC  

Axazel, believe in it

2017-03-10 22:43:34 UTC  

@Deleted User give me ten more years of dissapointment with women before I go the full school plumber

2017-03-10 22:43:40 UTC  

See

2017-03-10 22:43:45 UTC  

Weeb dreams of sailor moon wedding dress

2017-03-10 22:43:52 UTC  

ew weeb

2017-03-10 22:43:53 UTC  

Waifu!

2017-03-10 22:44:02 UTC  

Anime is awesome

2017-03-10 22:44:08 UTC  

ew

2017-03-10 22:44:13 UTC  

If I could be shinobu, I would