Message from @Comofreak

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2017-03-11 02:55:56 UTC  

It just felt like they didn't stick the landing

2017-03-11 02:55:58 UTC  

I managed to get the whole game for $100. Original price was...... Something like $800.

2017-03-11 02:56:13 UTC  

Not counting Sims Store shit.

2017-03-11 02:56:20 UTC  

Double that if you include that garbage.

2017-03-11 02:56:29 UTC  

Sims 2 was everything I ever needed.

2017-03-11 02:56:45 UTC  

After that it was faffery

2017-03-11 02:56:47 UTC  

UGGGG

2017-03-11 02:57:06 UTC  

I had my Sim get impregnated by an alien and then had them marry that alien.

2017-03-11 02:57:22 UTC  

I did that, but in real life

2017-03-11 02:58:47 UTC  

We're divorced now and intergalactic marriage law is in my favor. He sends me credits and watches little zorkle.

2017-03-11 02:59:28 UTC  

You may have heard of him, his name is bernie sanders.

2017-03-11 02:59:45 UTC  

He represents the lizard consortium of bodegus five.

2017-03-11 02:59:54 UTC  

wise race

2017-03-11 03:00:00 UTC  

oh

2017-03-11 03:00:30 UTC  

me and my friend made a trans sim before the gender options were updated into the game

2017-03-11 03:00:38 UTC  

after that i just made my sims really weird

2017-03-11 03:01:04 UTC  

like the girl that could piss standing up and preferred mens clothing but could also be impregnated

2017-03-11 03:01:24 UTC  

That's pretty easy to do in Sims 3 with the NRAAS mods if you learn how to work them.

2017-03-11 03:01:33 UTC  

we found an alien called blaze so we invited him to stay the night 🤔

2017-03-11 03:01:54 UTC  

download twerking mod

2017-03-11 03:02:44 UTC  

Alien wedding 💒

2017-03-11 03:02:47 UTC  

Do they twerk on the toilet? Seems dangerous

2017-03-11 03:02:59 UTC  

no only twerks when dancing

2017-03-11 03:03:15 UTC  

Kewl

2017-03-11 03:03:24 UTC  

also have you ever tried minimising the sims irises/pupils? makes them look extremely triggered

2017-03-11 03:03:44 UTC  

SJW sims

2017-03-11 03:04:22 UTC  

also you can get mod traits like schizophrenia

2017-03-11 03:04:27 UTC  

lol

2017-03-11 03:05:30 UTC  

I was born in 200 log cabins

2017-03-11 03:06:44 UTC  

I'm reading a wiki that assigns 'species' as 'robot' and a gender to a robot. smh

2017-03-11 03:06:45 UTC  

also if you go on the debug store there were fucking like cradles with nigger babies in them and i had to leave them to die so i could fix my fucked game

2017-03-11 03:08:05 UTC  

I love a game where we play out mundane lives of other fictional people instead of living our own lives. #Deep

2017-03-11 03:08:28 UTC  

Gender Male
Species Robot
...

2017-03-11 03:08:29 UTC  

yes

2017-03-11 03:08:33 UTC  

its very fun to

2017-03-11 03:08:49 UTC  

its so depressing when you make them do homework and they dont procrastinate

2017-03-11 03:08:58 UTC  

but you know you always procrastinate

2017-03-11 03:09:10 UTC  

or make the adults do their task for like hours on end

2017-03-11 03:09:17 UTC  

or become astronauts by playing chess

2017-03-11 03:09:17 UTC  

smh

2017-03-11 03:09:43 UTC  

Are we not procrastinating by telling them to do their homework while we should be doing our own? I just blew my own mind.