Message from @Springband

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2017-03-11 12:17:49 UTC  

exaggeration

2017-03-11 12:17:55 UTC  

Lel

2017-03-11 12:18:11 UTC  

But they are forced to kinda

2017-03-11 12:18:25 UTC  

I don't wanna be forced to have sex a million times

2017-03-11 12:18:43 UTC  

I think professional dog breeders mostly do it artificially.

2017-03-11 12:18:53 UTC  

A lot of times you have to because of size differences.

2017-03-11 12:18:55 UTC  

Probably

2017-03-11 12:19:34 UTC  

Cats are assholes

2017-03-11 12:19:41 UTC  

hah, with bulldogs its probably artificial 24/7

2017-03-11 12:19:54 UTC  

Bulldogs are pretty much the niggers of dogs

2017-03-11 12:20:09 UTC  

how can you compare them like that

2017-03-11 12:20:16 UTC  

niggers are like 10x better

2017-03-11 12:20:38 UTC  

bulldogs are just fucked by the weird asss show breeders

2017-03-11 12:20:41 UTC  

I thought that was pit bulls?

2017-03-11 12:21:08 UTC  

Idk

2017-03-11 12:21:18 UTC  

Yes, I meant pit bulls @Emma

2017-03-11 12:21:51 UTC  

no the bulldog (english bulldog is it? just whichever one looks retarded) has artificial insemation done often and like cesarian section for their huge ass heads which cant fit through for a natural birth

2017-03-11 12:22:01 UTC  

Pit bulls have a nasty reputation but they're not really any more aggressive than most breeds.

2017-03-11 12:22:20 UTC  

i like pit bulls. if i didnt like some other breeds a little more id choose one

2017-03-11 12:22:27 UTC  

Hm

2017-03-11 12:22:46 UTC  

Because dog breeding is literally an industry

2017-03-11 12:22:56 UTC  

True

2017-03-11 12:22:59 UTC  

yeah it really is

2017-03-11 12:23:01 UTC  

I wonder who owns it

2017-03-11 12:23:10 UTC  

kennel klub klan

2017-03-11 12:23:17 UTC  

<:dajoos:276990902520643584>

2017-03-11 12:24:24 UTC  

also, bulldogs will drown in water

2017-03-11 12:24:50 UTC  

i heard huskies can die without oxygen

2017-03-11 12:25:06 UTC  

no shit

2017-03-11 12:25:07 UTC  

inferior subdog species

2017-03-11 12:26:20 UTC  

I heard jews can die from lethal gas

2017-03-11 12:26:22 UTC  

Hint Hint

2017-03-11 12:27:00 UTC  

i heard People die when they are Killed

2017-03-11 12:27:07 UTC  

🤔

2017-03-11 12:28:05 UTC  

have you seen a dog with syringomyelia

2017-03-11 12:28:11 UTC  

its so tragic

2017-03-11 12:35:44 UTC  

Should we send them back to Africa?

2017-03-11 12:39:59 UTC  

nah!

2017-03-11 12:41:36 UTC  

Hm

2017-03-11 12:44:46 UTC  

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2017-03-11 12:45:00 UTC  

I agree