Ew yes

Order a pizza.

Problem solved.

Order Chinese

I'm on a roll.

Nuke the Chinese

Like in the microwave

I'm clinically depressed.

I'm actually making a pizza in the oven.

@Deleted User

Are you stalking me?

What do I do?

Work out, eat healthy, and focus on improving yourself. Eat chocolate and volunteer somewhere.

If it continues seek professional help.

Misty the life coach.

Ew volunteering that would mean actually being useful

Misty the Pokemon coach

Help others to help yourself.

Nothing helps depression like making another person's day.

Bam.

I should go pro

go pro

hero 5

I'll pay you in kibble

I'm free right now.

*take my fucking kibble*

-googles kibble-

oshit

works here

bye

I'm not a cat or a dog

Wings or nothing

Mmm wings

I want some spicy wings. What do?

Order them.

Eat them.

Profit.

For greater spice add hot chili flakes to sriacha and mix them with the wings and nuke for a few in the microwave

What if I don't like sriacha?

Mix Tabasco with mayo

And a little ketchup