weird standard but okay
so teach them how to cook, I mean....

Why would you get married in the first place

Cuz bitches need dick

im gonna go for a run tomorrow

for the first time in 4 days

dont die okay

gonna be tired as shit

I never demanded her to cook for me. I'm not a fukken parasyte. Its just if a person cant take care of dinner, how will she take care of kids?

parasite*

no, parasyte, the anime

aliums etc

its shit

yes it is

implying the kids aren't the parasites

like all anume

so parasite

filthy frank is right

How do you know when you need a new dish washer?

@Deus Vult so I can cuck her rich parents out of massive sums of money?

When your old one says you have to do your share

@Sarcastro Thought that'd be obvious by now

then why did you ask me?

ask you what

A man runs over his wife, who's fault is it?

`Why would you get married in the first place`

explain it slowly, so my autism can understand

The man, what is he doing driving in a kitchen!

are you a goldfish?

goodnight everyone

im dead

hahaha

bye bye

dont die in your sleep okay

goodnight fur

ok

goodnight whoever you are

yea, dont be like your mother

😮

anyone else hate fur?

hates furries? yes

me