can send a pic of it for proof

the way you avoid burning things is by paying attention

do it

post that pic furfuzz

mush room soup

bacon rolls

just wrap your food in tinfoil and cook it in the microwave. works erry time

OH YEAH, I'm having bacon steaks today

tinfoil in a microwave? wat?

Put your phone in the microwave to charge it

really

Wurks every tiem

why would you leave someone because they can't cook, when you can, just curious

^

Becuz bitches r supposed to cook

then why you talkign about cookin

i have ahlf the day off tomrrow

@Onyxryde I just explained, its a basic human skill. If someone cant learn it, he is either super lazy or retarded. In both case should not marry

If bitches don't make me sandwhiches i leave them nigga

weird standard but okay
so teach them how to cook, I mean....

Why would you get married in the first place

Cuz bitches need dick

im gonna go for a run tomorrow

for the first time in 4 days

dont die okay

gonna be tired as shit

I never demanded her to cook for me. I'm not a fukken parasyte. Its just if a person cant take care of dinner, how will she take care of kids?

parasite*

no, parasyte, the anime

aliums etc

its shit

yes it is

implying the kids aren't the parasites

like all anume

so parasite

filthy frank is right

How do you know when you need a new dish washer?

@Deus Vult so I can cuck her rich parents out of massive sums of money?

When your old one says you have to do your share

@Sarcastro Thought that'd be obvious by now

then why did you ask me?