Message from @Sarcastro

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2017-03-17 03:27:30 UTC  

any worldwide brand is available in big cities

2017-03-17 03:27:38 UTC  

this was two years ago

2017-03-17 03:27:54 UTC  

probably just testing you to be a beta faggot to decide if he should rob you

2017-03-17 03:28:06 UTC  

come to think of it

2017-03-17 03:28:09 UTC  

probably

2017-03-17 03:28:11 UTC  

Lmao

2017-03-17 03:28:22 UTC  

the classis question is "hey you, can I call using your cellphone"?

2017-03-17 03:28:30 UTC  

or "hey, do you have a smoke"?

2017-03-17 03:28:44 UTC  

nah fuck off my chuffs cunt'

2017-03-17 03:28:45 UTC  

or "why the fuck are you not wearing a hat? its cold outside!"

2017-03-17 03:29:08 UTC  

what's the typical action taken after that

2017-03-17 03:29:20 UTC  

or the classic of st pitersburg "sorry, can you tell me how to get to the library?"

2017-03-17 03:29:37 UTC  

I left for awhile

2017-03-17 03:29:49 UTC  

and if they smell weakness in your answer, irregardless of the answer, they will beat the shit out of you and/or rob you

2017-03-17 03:30:30 UTC  

russia seems terrifying

2017-03-17 03:30:38 UTC  

im too fragile for that shit

2017-03-17 03:30:52 UTC  

tbh

2017-03-17 03:31:03 UTC  

im pretty infuriating but no ones ever punched me

2017-03-17 03:31:05 UTC  

Russia is pretty cool, or so I think having never been there so.

2017-03-17 03:31:25 UTC  

id punch you dan

2017-03-17 03:31:28 UTC  

this was most relevant in the 90s

2017-03-17 03:31:31 UTC  

would you punch a girl

2017-03-17 03:31:35 UTC  

yeah

2017-03-17 03:31:37 UTC  

i couldnt punch u

2017-03-17 03:31:37 UTC  

now you uauslly find this in the slums

2017-03-17 03:31:37 UTC  

fuck thots

2017-03-17 03:31:45 UTC  

on god lets roll

2017-03-17 03:31:53 UTC  

I'd punch you @kat, gently

2017-03-17 03:32:03 UTC  

lol

2017-03-17 03:32:04 UTC  

be very gentle

2017-03-17 03:32:09 UTC  

i bruise easy

2017-03-17 03:32:09 UTC  

guys wont punch me

2017-03-17 03:32:13 UTC  

cuz they dont believe i have a dick

2017-03-17 03:32:16 UTC  

id punch my hand so far up your ass

2017-03-17 03:32:16 UTC  

l0l

2017-03-17 03:32:17 UTC  

donkey punch ftw

2017-03-17 03:32:29 UTC  

i've beat a girl in my dorm with a water bottle because she wouldn't let go of my backpack strap

2017-03-17 03:32:38 UTC  

im more of a hugger than a punched

2017-03-17 03:32:41 UTC  

puncher*

2017-03-17 03:32:51 UTC  

you can hug me after?

2017-03-17 03:33:03 UTC  

sounds good to me