theyre cute

Cows are always plotting world conquest.

They scary!

theyre so friendly and sweet

someone do a cum tribute on the thinking emoji

if i had a dick i would

me too

Wht

Ill equipped I see.

lack of peen

):

Hard life it is

very

They can get in the way.

theyre easy compared to vaginas

get an emoji of the pewdiepie fist so everyone can spam it

Nooo

Spam

Noooo

👊🏻

😃

👊

👊🏿 diversepie

**i beat my wife with the brofist**

the emojis dont have a pale enough shade for my skin tone

I am triggered and offended.

SAME

⚠ why isnt there a black warning sign

im pale as fuck

i blend in with printer paper

🥕 black carrots anyone

I sometimes set on fire when I enter sunlight.

Like my bare skin in the sun can blind people

👄 wheres the brown lips

👁 theres no green eyes I AM TRIGGERED

<:THANKSOBAMA:279040643630628865> <(ban all gamers) **(open rp, lewd rp)**

My eyes are green im triggered

mine too i hate emoji

#boycottemoji

<:doge:280634887109607425> <(chicks fuck dogs)

Mine are green