Us kat ur real name??

beautiful

yes

Is*

Ah cool

I named my cat *Kat* to troll my dad. He despised cats and would never call them by their name. Just "cat". So when I named her Kat, whenever he said cat, she thought he was calling her by name. So she'd get all snuggly with him. It was epic.

there i think this works

I want a cat but my mums allergic

same

He really hated how much that cat loved him.

Kill them with kindness

my nan hates every animal except bunnies and cows

so im allowed a bunny

rip

Cows make loads of Carbon monoxide

theyre cute

Cows are always plotting world conquest.

They scary!

theyre so friendly and sweet

someone do a cum tribute on the thinking emoji

if i had a dick i would

me too

Wht

Ill equipped I see.

lack of peen

):

Hard life it is

very

They can get in the way.

theyre easy compared to vaginas

get an emoji of the pewdiepie fist so everyone can spam it

Nooo

Spam

Noooo

👊🏻

😃

👊

👊🏿 diversepie

**i beat my wife with the brofist**

the emojis dont have a pale enough shade for my skin tone

I am triggered and offended.