Message from @SamK

Discord ID: 292492242676088842


2017-03-18 02:56:59 UTC  

I think McRide is smarter than what people give him credit for

2017-03-18 02:57:07 UTC  

minecraft ride

2017-03-18 02:57:12 UTC  

No

2017-03-18 02:57:14 UTC  

It's Mac

2017-03-18 02:57:20 UTC  

Like McDonald

2017-03-18 02:57:21 UTC  

like mcdonalds

2017-03-18 02:57:23 UTC  

o shit

2017-03-18 02:57:29 UTC  

no its minecraft ride

2017-03-18 02:57:38 UTC  

it goes it goes it goes it goes minecraft nigga

2017-03-18 02:57:39 UTC  

*clears throat*

2017-03-18 02:57:43 UTC  

**WRONG**

2017-03-18 02:57:57 UTC  

*taps mic*

2017-03-18 02:58:05 UTC  

<:THANKSOBAMA:279040643630628865> <(i am the president i cant be wrong)

2017-03-18 02:58:12 UTC  

wrong

2017-03-18 02:58:35 UTC  

Fuck if I ever let a bitch get used to me

2017-03-18 02:58:50 UTC  

<:lookinsexydonny:279040537204359168> <(grab her by the dick)

2017-03-18 02:59:07 UTC  

Rip her bit in two

2017-03-18 02:59:25 UTC  

O h

2017-03-18 02:59:33 UTC  

I'm the nasty taxi

2017-03-18 02:59:35 UTC  

Need a lift

2017-03-18 02:59:44 UTC  

❎ 🇩

2017-03-18 02:59:46 UTC  

You can sit between the backseat and my dick

2017-03-18 03:00:14 UTC  

i

2017-03-18 03:00:28 UTC  

Please

2017-03-18 03:00:35 UTC  

My kids are hungry

2017-03-18 03:01:22 UTC  

👅

2017-03-18 03:02:04 UTC  

Samk

2017-03-18 03:02:09 UTC  

for penis

2017-03-18 03:02:10 UTC  

Are you actually an anime girl

2017-03-18 03:02:21 UTC  

no weirdo smh

2017-03-18 03:02:25 UTC  

i am

2017-03-18 03:02:27 UTC  

i

2017-03-18 03:02:30 UTC  

I can confirm

2017-03-18 03:02:31 UTC  

Hey :3

2017-03-18 03:02:34 UTC  

:3c

2017-03-18 03:02:36 UTC  

She is 100% anime

2017-03-18 03:02:36 UTC  

>:3c

2017-03-18 03:02:38 UTC  

yiff yiff

2017-03-18 03:02:40 UTC  

99%

2017-03-18 03:02:48 UTC  

My girlfriend is real, you're just too ignorant to see her

2017-03-18 03:02:54 UTC  

yiff yiff motherfuckers