(Jews jews jewsjews)

*farts*

*inhales*

>Beat suddenly changes from 5/4 to 8/19 and BPM goes from 90 to 870

>tfw you dont listen to anything above 45 bpm

>TFW you write in 1 BPM

>tfw you only have 3 fingers to write with

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>TFW you only have one finger to write with.

>Sheet music is so fucking small.

Do you make dank ass music?

Nay.

Well shit

Just shit music.

Are they booty bouncers?

Nay.

Smh big time

Hue

>tfw you're scared of showering

>TFW you're scared of being in the bathroom

>tfw you only use deodorant instead of showering

>TFW no deodorant

Thats called smelling like a man

>Unfortunately

natural body order tends to smell like cheese in males and sort of onion-like for females.

Mmm armpit cheese

Well at least I smell like I have layers.

Somebody

Once

Just a general observation, it won't be universally true for every individual

told me

Smell my armpits measure

We'll test this observation

>Smells
It smells like the Yang-Mills Existence Problem.

>tfw you dropped out when u were 11

>TFW you're failing college already at seventeen

>tfw youre forced into college by dad

I was forced. It went badly

>TFW you're failing college at seventeen years of age because you're too busy writing about horses fucking each other.

>Seppuku