Message from @carlsbad

Discord ID: 293281768574812160


2017-03-20 07:09:12 UTC  

*crawls out of chat*

2017-03-20 07:09:26 UTC  

Good day, lad.

2017-03-20 07:09:57 UTC  

🥞

2017-03-20 07:11:06 UTC  

>tfw tfw

2017-03-20 07:11:13 UTC  

>TFW POST-IRONY

2017-03-20 07:11:26 UTC  

🍆 💦

2017-03-20 07:11:43 UTC  

<:feels:280645240572870656> 🍆

2017-03-20 07:12:07 UTC  

<:feels:280645240572870656> 🔫

2017-03-20 07:12:22 UTC  

<:nazi:235272942882258944>

2017-03-20 07:12:30 UTC  

💥

2017-03-20 07:12:38 UTC  

👌

2017-03-20 07:13:35 UTC  

<:feels:280645240572870656> 💥 🔫

2017-03-20 07:13:59 UTC  

Noooo

2017-03-20 07:14:37 UTC  

🙆🏿 💥 🔫

2017-03-20 07:15:49 UTC  

hello?

2017-03-20 07:15:58 UTC  

Oi

2017-03-20 07:16:01 UTC  

Heyo

2017-03-20 07:16:04 UTC  

wanna play osu?

2017-03-20 07:16:33 UTC  

Who wants to shave my beard

2017-03-20 07:16:49 UTC  

I want you to shave my beard

2017-03-20 07:17:02 UTC  

I'll shave your eyebrows

2017-03-20 07:17:06 UTC  

Shave my beard

2017-03-20 07:17:08 UTC  

we can shave each others beards, but no eye contact

2017-03-20 07:17:20 UTC  

Only gay if theres eye contact

2017-03-20 07:17:25 UTC  

^

2017-03-20 07:17:28 UTC  

wow

2017-03-20 07:17:28 UTC  

Thats the rule of thumb

2017-03-20 07:17:30 UTC  

I'll shave your beard and make eye contact

2017-03-20 07:17:43 UTC  

Do it

2017-03-20 07:17:48 UTC  

Just shave it already

2017-03-20 07:17:49 UTC  

nah, that only would work if you're a girl (female)

2017-03-20 07:18:29 UTC  

I'd still do it

2017-03-20 07:19:41 UTC  

Use a 99cent razor

2017-03-20 07:19:47 UTC  

I like a little blood

2017-03-20 07:20:39 UTC  

I'll use it with an actual razor

2017-03-20 07:21:13 UTC  

A razor knife

2017-03-20 07:21:37 UTC  

*sounds kinky*

2017-03-20 07:21:51 UTC  

or scooter either one

2017-03-20 07:22:06 UTC  

I'll use Chickun

2017-03-20 07:22:39 UTC  

Bewbs
👙

2017-03-20 07:22:49 UTC  

Yes please