Message from @Sarcastro

Discord ID: 294669498538262539


2017-03-24 03:08:02 UTC  

Have ducks instead

2017-03-24 03:08:10 UTC  

Ducks are nice too

2017-03-24 03:08:18 UTC  

honestly though I just love birds

2017-03-24 03:08:48 UTC  

Yeah

2017-03-24 03:08:56 UTC  

Thank god for evolution

2017-03-24 03:09:11 UTC  

We lived in this place

2017-03-24 03:09:16 UTC  

That turned trex into a walking piece of meat with a small head

2017-03-24 03:09:16 UTC  

that used to be a roman city

2017-03-24 03:09:17 UTC  

I want all the birds

2017-03-24 03:09:28 UTC  

so there's ruins in the middle of the town

2017-03-24 03:09:34 UTC  

Man I love the Roman culture

2017-03-24 03:09:38 UTC  

especially cockatoos though

2017-03-24 03:09:43 UTC  

or conures

2017-03-24 03:09:59 UTC  

And cuckolds

2017-03-24 03:10:03 UTC  

theres this legend

2017-03-24 03:10:14 UTC  

of this Golden Gate to the palace where the emporer lived

2017-03-24 03:10:18 UTC  

omfg

2017-03-24 03:10:30 UTC  

and a bunch of foreign companies come every few summers to dig for it

2017-03-24 03:11:11 UTC  

Joke's of them

2017-03-24 03:11:17 UTC  

He gate was platinum

2017-03-24 03:11:23 UTC  

Suckers

2017-03-24 03:11:50 UTC  

"he gate"

2017-03-24 03:12:16 UTC  

Duh

2017-03-24 03:12:21 UTC  

It's not a she gate

2017-03-24 03:12:21 UTC  

wht hte

2017-03-24 03:12:27 UTC  

That would be retarded

2017-03-24 03:12:34 UTC  

he gate too gold for he got damn city

2017-03-24 03:12:38 UTC  

XD

2017-03-24 03:13:15 UTC  

there's a lot of chinese tourists in serbia

2017-03-24 03:14:49 UTC  

oh

2017-03-24 03:14:51 UTC  

ok>

2017-03-24 03:14:53 UTC  

ok?

2017-03-24 03:14:59 UTC  

OK!

2017-03-24 03:15:02 UTC  

Okay!

2017-03-24 03:15:24 UTC  

The base is dropped

2017-03-24 03:17:15 UTC  

my cat is an attention whore

2017-03-24 03:17:36 UTC  

she keeps meowing and trying to get me to pet her

2017-03-24 03:18:24 UTC  

So... it's a regular housecat then?

2017-03-24 03:18:30 UTC  

yep

2017-03-24 03:18:30 UTC  

Clean her, lick her

2017-03-24 03:18:49 UTC  

she just closed my tab by stepping on the mousepad