i hasn't slept in three days

haven't

Depends

Has he eaten the lasagna

Perhaps

Thats a chance I'm willing to take

2nd option

Final answer

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I wonder if my game is sexist for having a female game announcer.

Which one is that?

Is it racist?

Make your game racist

Project NOR, my game in development for over 1 and half years.

Every time I hear "your top tower is under attack!" or see a female hero in dota my wife beater urges rise kappa

Lel

In my game "Flag has been stolen, Flag has been captured, Territory has been captured, Territory has been lost" is common.

About as common as it would be in a game like Halo.

When I'm on dire the most common lines I hear are "radiant victory!" and vice versa

I havent even played DOTA 😛

Don't do it

I wont. I know I wont enjoy it.

Mobas are pretty cancer

But dota has a certain charm

A 2003 charm

I miss 2003

2 old 4 me.

Theres so many games where I would have had to play them in their prime to enjoy them.

Dota had its prime year last year actually

The community praised it for near perfect balance

I am back mortals.

Welcome back.

Good to be back.

Fuck yo couch nigga

I kind of wish I didn't have to plan out a game trailer...this is pain inducing.

Veggie burger

Eyyyyy

Everyone is asleep

That sucks.

Also Melon died

Massive heart attack