Message from @carlsbad
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And no
He's too lazy for a will
Hehehe.
Did I get his house?
House?
He lives in a sewer
R-really?
Yes most definitely
How does he have an Internet connection?
Most hobos have cell phones these days
Really?
Well here in america some hobos have cell phones
For realsies
How did he become homeless?
The pot killed all of his relationships
How many relationships?
**All his relationships.**
How many relationships has he been in?
Probably at least one
I'm gonna guess three.
At the same time
Polygamy?
More like sexygamy
How long did it take for the pot to ruin his relationships?
The day it hit his lips
In an instant all of his relationships were destroyed
This is why they warn you to stay away from the pot in school
Jokes on school, I'm never gonna get in a relationship.
I wouldn't worry about that too much right now
Time to get high.
Another poor soul lost to the marijuana
I've got no relationship to loose, may as well.
Well I'm sure you've got friends yo
I've only got two.
I used to have three, third was actually my bestfriend, but, I don't talk to him anymore.
Did you move away or something?
No, something happened between us, I'd rather not go into detail.
It's cool