Message from @vegeta
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Melon is probably asleep
You said he/she died!
Well there is a chance he died in his sleep
So you never kno
Was I in his/her will?
Stop saying his/her damn it
And no
He's too lazy for a will
Hehehe.
Did I get his house?
House?
He lives in a sewer
R-really?
Yes most definitely
How does he have an Internet connection?
Most hobos have cell phones these days
Really?
Well here in america some hobos have cell phones
For realsies
The pot killed all of his relationships
How many relationships?
**All his relationships.**
How many relationships has he been in?
No clue
Probably at least one
I'm gonna guess three.
At the same time
Polygamy?
More like sexygamy
How long did it take for the pot to ruin his relationships?
The day it hit his lips
In an instant all of his relationships were destroyed
This is why they warn you to stay away from the pot in school
Jokes on school, I'm never gonna get in a relationship.
I wouldn't worry about that too much right now
Time to get high.
Another poor soul lost to the marijuana
I've got no relationship to loose, may as well.