but it sent here instantly

so i thought i was muted or something

no

No, but you should be

Hehe

i think if you got like muted it wouldnt even let u type

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idk y but thats my favorite emoji

i swear im not racist

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Racism is natural

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Why else would birds hate squirrels so much?

Logic

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Every time I show my face to the world, 20 fairies die and I am the shame of mankind 😂😂😂

jontron is hitler

Every time I show my face to the world, 20/30 people actually lose their eyesight.

:')

dog just scratched my face

im so lucky he missed my eye

poor guy is always outside no wonder he is so excited when he sees me

i wish my mum could let him it

Your dog is cute

He probably wanted to scratch out is own eyes after he saw my selfie-

*roasts self*

DEFENSE MECHANISM IS HIGH.

LOL.

no, you should see my face. it doesnt actually hurt, but now its all swelled up. theres two lines, one JUST under my eye

i feel like shit, because i know its never the dogs fault, its always my fault

because i am caring for it

so i feel like shit because i dont know what im doing wrong

Oh

Your dog is retarded

I hope he dies of a high speed car crash

RUDE.

IM GONNA GO AND BE DEPRESSED NOW.

And then all your relatives has to see him getting lowered into its backyard grave.

fuck you. my dog is beautiful with pure lineage and loves to sit neext to me on the verandah

and is kawaii 24/7