sitting down increases your chance of cancer by 50%

Being alive increases your chance of cancer by 100%

Sushi tastes like a wet piece of snot.

i love sushi

I love sushi too

You know what wet snot tastes like?

salty

Ewww he eats boogers!

this used to be

a respectful

server

what

happened

🍑 💨

Idk, I'm just here to watch 😉

We all got cancer and are slowly dying so we no longer care about being respectful.

charlie

5% battery help me

your picture scares me.

you're not perfect

im basically

Cancer happened

hitler

i know

Hitler was sexy

I see dead people

oh

opposite to hitler

then

Victoria shagged my dad

So Stalin then

Filthy commies

shagged

wow

REEEEEEE

Three way with Hitler and Stalin

im gay.

Victoria dicked down ur dad

Lol

but im gay

Would Hitler be front or back