you only tricked me because you acted like a normal human bean

crashino

i gave my dog a hot pepe blanket thing to wear

too bad his neck is too long for the hoodie

oh shit

i just read message

not vegate??

i thught it was a differnet person

boy am i retarded

XD

well i did just randomly fall asleep a few times today so i gues im just tuired rght

d3l3te

slap him for being a liar

d3l3t3

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sorry I didn't want to interrupt your little comment thread

lol

11pm time to watch hentias

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Have you ever heard the story of Darth Plageuis the Wise?

no ma'am

I thought not

have you ever heard the story of the Hot Anime Loli who was one of the 1000 Concubines of the Lord

Its not a tale the jedi would tell you.

It's a sith legend

Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life…

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He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did

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Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep.

Ironic.

He could save others from death, but not himself.

the end

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lmao

that was great

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aww