un-bear-able

and the whole time i'm trying to figure out why this is such a big deal

i'm sure you can hardly bear it

👏🏼

and then i realize they're in a country with no guns lol

guess it would be a bad situation

real men use knives

youtube showed me a trailer for annabelle

and im just

fight bears with fists

REAL MEN USE MEMES

looks as bad the first one

real men fight people with knives using memes

the bear just ate her husband

Also, her homework

i don't think this is realistic

sp01lers

real men use the power of words 🌈

Watch WolfCop

you won't be disappointed

The UK's antigun laws is the funniest thing in existence. They banned guns so now all the gangs run around stabbing each other. So now they run "Bin that knife" campaigns and they won't let a 16 year old buy teaspoons without an ID

luuuuul

just make bulletproof vests mandatory

knives tend to result in fewer innocents killed - let the gangs fight

every citizen must wear body armor at all times

you cant buy canned air here unless you're 18

because people like to get high off the chemicals

and the weebs will ditch body armor for body pillows

ya huffing

my natural fat will protect me

swords are the only legalized weapons

into the badlands

queue beheadings

i would respect mass murderers more if they had to be agile

like sliding through the halls w swords

Assassin's Creed: Modern Germany

Heil

okay holy fuck

the new android update erased my predictive dictionary...

they don't like you

bye, 7 months of words that my phone would rather not auto complete at first because reasons