Holy shit!

Dude not even close

Well you guys would like it here you can drive 85 on the road

I was driving @nubbie

You guys know how Rick and Morty's first episode of Season 3 aired

Rocket jet wheel chair

Saw a flipped truck

On the freeway

@mr cowboy crab ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The way they did it was genius

It blocked all four lanes

I want to almost die through that!

Like it was a huge supply truck

They had the day of it be on April 1st

I'll be a daredevil!

Adult Swim would announce it

Jesus fucking christ

And it would be seen as an April Fools joke

@mr cowboy crab Can you help me?

Why do u think getting drunk=having fun? It's not

That's your opinion.

I think it's fun.

@💧HisoMachi💖 I'll still try it.

It can be fun. Just not if you're so drunk you can't even stand.

It depends but I think it's risky and boring

@vegeta hmmmmmmmdepends

@mr cowboy crab On what?

My old coworker said her friend died because she was drunk and about to climb in the helicopter but she walked toward the tail rotor which was spinning

It's fun if you're with a few other people and you're playing a game or something.

sounds fun

Holy fuck dude

Holy shit!

Not to mention I knew of a relative that drowned in the ocean because he thought he was sober enough to swim

Nice

So yeah... I don't wanna get drunk anytime soon lol

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I'm scared now.

tail rotor phobia

My great uncle died from being an alcoholic. He got liver cancer and then they killed it but his liver still failed because he wouldn't stop drinking and take his medication.

nice

The fuck Vessel?!