Message from @Markurrito
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@Lissy (Nebuliss) Rate my kitten
10/10 would pet again
Thank u
lol
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"master"
Is what I'd presume
"The bitch who gives me food and makes really awkward noises while masturbating"
Is probably what my dogs named me
Wtf Spirit
What?
How often do you finger yourself?
I'm not gonna just MOVE to another room cause my dogs are in there
THEY'RE WATCHING
Then again
I let my little Evelyn watch
Judgementally, yes
Wowy
Like the curious kitten she is
Most of the time she just sleeps
Creeps
Lol
Is masturbation wrong, Bevsi?
Nah
Glad we came to an agreement
Naww, my pugs just stare and tilt their heads
It's rare for me to do it
Dolphins do it into dead fish heads.
Like I do it prolly once every two weeks
Can I see your pugs, @Spirit?
I do it daily
A lot of people do
Same probably applies to Spirit
Maybe she does it twice a day
But because I live a busy life with no sex appeal or drive to motivate me to act on things, I just don't do it
Id rather just do someone rather than just myself lol
It is the law of the land that everyone does it at least four times as often as they claim whenever they claim they don't do it often.