"The bitch who gives me food and makes really awkward noises while masturbating"

Is probably what my dogs named me

Wtf Spirit

What?

How often do you finger yourself?

I'm not gonna just MOVE to another room cause my dogs are in there

THEY'RE WATCHING

Then again

I let my little Evelyn watch

Judgementally, yes

She just stares

Wowy

Like the curious kitten she is

Most of the time she just sleeps

Creeps

Lol

Is masturbation wrong, Bevsi?

Nah

Glad we came to an agreement

Naww, my pugs just stare and tilt their heads

It's rare for me to do it

Dolphins do it into dead fish heads.

Like I do it prolly once every two weeks

Can I see your pugs, @Spirit?

I do it daily

A lot of people do

Same probably applies to Spirit

Maybe she does it twice a day

But because I live a busy life with no sex appeal or drive to motivate me to act on things, I just don't do it

Id rather just do someone rather than just myself lol

It is the law of the land that everyone does it at least four times as often as they claim whenever they claim they don't do it often.

Yes, I actually do it four times a day

I just have to find pictures of my pugs, I'll do it in a bit @Markurrito

@Spirit How often do you masturbate tho?

There are claims that if you are transistioning and you intend to get reassignment, if you keep up regular jackin' in, you'll get better results because it'll keep the nerves active (helping you retain orgasms after the proceedure) and help reduce the shrinkage, giving you more skin to work with which improves your results.

(can't wait for the pug pics)

Don't ask her personal questions mark

Do that in pm at least

Alright

I'll ask her in pm

Brb