Message from @JLC4Prez2036

Discord ID: 299064117644361728


2017-04-05 06:12:50 UTC  

@Vik I've been here

2017-04-05 06:12:58 UTC  

why do angels stalk me 😦

2017-04-05 06:13:05 UTC  

god stalks me wtf

2017-04-05 06:13:09 UTC  

And as soon as that power vacuum goes religion comes back stronger than ever. China is on track to be the most Christian country in the world at current growth rates.

2017-04-05 06:13:10 UTC  

because they want to ghost fuck you

2017-04-05 06:13:14 UTC  

Well God is omnipresent

2017-04-05 06:13:22 UTC  

You know i had a phase in primary school where i tried to be religious

2017-04-05 06:13:22 UTC  

@Vik No he isnty

2017-04-05 06:13:25 UTC  

thats creepy

2017-04-05 06:13:28 UTC  

If he was not all would cease to exist

2017-04-05 06:13:28 UTC  

You know when you feel a little tingle when you pee? It's actually an angel holding your dick for you

2017-04-05 06:13:38 UTC  

Yes

2017-04-05 06:13:39 UTC  

Hallelujah

2017-04-05 06:13:42 UTC  

@Vik he doesn't exist

2017-04-05 06:13:46 UTC  

so god would have no image?

2017-04-05 06:13:48 UTC  

Do you really believe that falsehood? Silly atheists

2017-04-05 06:13:49 UTC  

Halllelujajaja

2017-04-05 06:13:56 UTC  

Jajaja

2017-04-05 06:14:00 UTC  

Ja
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Ja

2017-04-05 06:14:01 UTC  

Patrick knows what's up.

2017-04-05 06:14:01 UTC  

@Vik Gluten is Athiesm

2017-04-05 06:14:06 UTC  

Why do people think that God abides to the laws of the universe he created

2017-04-05 06:14:07 UTC  

Vik have you read the fucked up shit in your book?

2017-04-05 06:14:12 UTC  

@Vik taking too long in the DMV is Athiesm

2017-04-05 06:14:12 UTC  

clearly god is of the aryan master race

2017-04-05 06:14:25 UTC  

Nothing messed up in the bible

2017-04-05 06:14:29 UTC  

@Vik Christianity is a cult

2017-04-05 06:14:33 UTC  

@Deleted User the Chinese Commuinst Party isn't a fan of religion but they are pretty well off if you look at the economy alone. So it's probably the "killing their own population" part that's causing the trouble.

2017-04-05 06:14:36 UTC  

piss

2017-04-05 06:14:38 UTC  

@Vik Drink the kool-aid

2017-04-05 06:14:43 UTC  

My butt itches

2017-04-05 06:14:55 UTC  

God will scratch it for me

2017-04-05 06:14:58 UTC  

Brb

2017-04-05 06:15:19 UTC  

😩 🍑 👈

2017-04-05 06:15:24 UTC  

"Nothing messed up in the bible"

2017-04-05 06:15:31 UTC  

Has anyone watched 13 Reasons Why?

2017-04-05 06:15:34 UTC  

biggest lie told ever

2017-04-05 06:15:43 UTC  

that doesnt look like a butt itch.

2017-04-05 06:15:45 UTC  

Gaytheism is the root of all their problems.

2017-04-05 06:15:50 UTC  

Someone said it was a bad show earlier

2017-04-05 06:15:51 UTC  

Vik - Today at 1:14 AM
Nothing messed up in the bible

A woman having sex out of wedlock in the old testament would result in her death.
Gays were to be stoned to death.

More I can't remember because I'm sick as a fucking dog.