Hallelujah

uhhh yeall min if i dont have sex with my gf and impregnate her

Amen brother

Can't we all just accept that Nobody is the best god out there?

The bible is based on eye witness accounts. The catholic and orthodox priesthoods can trace their lineage back to Christ himself. Even the most fedorable atheist has to admit there's an inherent truthfulness to the bible that pagan religions lack.

Well make your gf your wife first

Just ghost fuck her, it has 100% results

Nobody

When i was a kid i was a dumbass and though jesus and god were the same

Go sit in your corner

It helps to learn about religion

I'm inside you! @carlsbad

Christ is fully God and fully human.

Patrick Bateman - Today at 1:10 AM
The bible is based on eye witness accounts. The catholic and orthodox priesthoods can trace their lineage back to Christ himself. Even the most fedorable atheist has to admit there's an inherent truthfulness to the bible that pagan religions lack.

Eeyup.

Ew

You may not realize it, but you will soon.

jesus is my spirit 😇 🙌

^

nobody raping ppl back and fourth

Amen brother

No, your spirit is your own

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When you have a mental breakdown, I'll be the last sane thing you think of.

Jesus christ is ma nigga

Before your mind turns you into... Nobody! DUN DUN DUNNN

Christ is not your "bro" he is your LORD

god is my savior 👏 😌

If you think you're a God, you'll probably never cross my mind outside of conversations we have.

👏

✝

so whats cooking

@Vik Christ is my homie

Hahaha! I love it! @Danny Fresh

@Vik Christ is my bro

angels watch over me, creepy

@Vik Christ is my brochacho

Uh oh, *he's* back

God watches me masturbate.

Angels watch while you piss and shit

@Vik Christ is my nigga

Fucking brochacho