Message from @JLC4Prez2036

Discord ID: 299142682171932674


2017-04-05 11:23:41 UTC  

poo in the loo

2017-04-05 11:23:45 UTC  

That's why our teeth are brown

2017-04-05 11:23:47 UTC  

We also have sex in the litter boxes.

2017-04-05 11:23:55 UTC  

not just brown

2017-04-05 11:23:58 UTC  

they're croked

2017-04-05 11:23:59 UTC  

Is that why all the children are brown?

2017-04-05 11:24:20 UTC  

I feel like I'm talking to a bunch of freshman who just dogged on by a girl so now they're trying to make each other look bad

2017-04-05 11:24:27 UTC  

no, those are imported goods

2017-04-05 11:24:39 UTC  

Hey flatlander

2017-04-05 11:24:43 UTC  

Do you have foreskin?

2017-04-05 11:24:55 UTC  

I have a phone that dials 911

2017-04-05 11:25:03 UTC  

911?!

2017-04-05 11:25:04 UTC  

how many foreskins do you have in your foreskin jar?

2017-04-05 11:25:07 UTC  

Who cares about foreskin?

2017-04-05 11:25:13 UTC  

girls do

2017-04-05 11:25:27 UTC  

People who are against child mutilation

2017-04-05 11:25:29 UTC  

idk

2017-04-05 11:25:29 UTC  

when you try uncut, you never go back to being a slut

2017-04-05 11:25:30 UTC  

I have my foreskin.

2017-04-05 11:26:08 UTC  

I heard sex was better with foreskin

2017-04-05 11:26:13 UTC  

I wish my parents gave me the choice

2017-04-05 11:26:18 UTC  

Am I a slut?

2017-04-05 11:27:00 UTC  

Lol if you have to ask if you're a slut, you're probably a slut

2017-04-05 11:27:15 UTC  

^^^

2017-04-05 11:27:19 UTC  

I'm a virgin though.

2017-04-05 11:27:23 UTC  

🤔

2017-04-05 11:27:40 UTC  

thank Kek, my parents were not sadistic nor retarded

2017-04-05 11:27:43 UTC  

Hi Victoria.

2017-04-05 11:27:46 UTC  

Okay well then probably not

2017-04-05 11:27:51 UTC  

hi

2017-04-05 11:27:55 UTC  

Sup

2017-04-05 11:28:06 UTC  

I have my foreskin.

2017-04-05 11:28:12 UTC  

😂

2017-04-05 11:28:35 UTC  

foreskin virgins can be sluts too

2017-04-05 11:28:47 UTC  

if they ever held hands with a guy/girl

2017-04-05 11:28:48 UTC  

That's the best ice breaker ever! "Hi, nice to meet you. I have my foreskin"

2017-04-05 11:29:04 UTC  

@ held hands with both genders!

2017-04-05 11:29:08 UTC  

idk why

2017-04-05 11:29:13 UTC  

@JLC4Prez2036 lets make that icebreaker a national policy

2017-04-05 11:29:15 UTC  

everyone makes a big deal

2017-04-05 11:29:19 UTC  

out of foreskin