I may be fat and i may be ugly but thags just hurtful

👍🏻

My eyes are inverting

That feel when youre eyes invert

Lmao you give part of your salary to a guy on YouTube

And all you got was red text

LOL

#worthit

Dani

Tell me the dirt

I earn no money 😂

it's nothing juicy

I'm finna press hit on the propoganda machine

just lots of lying c

But I need to corroborate

UGH! Went to buy cigarettes looking like a dork because I forgot I had a breathe right nose strip on, they only had 5 packs when I wanted a carton, and I had a rock in my sock. :/

rock the sock boi

Sucks to be you

ok...

rock'em sock'em robots

You know how it feels to walk into a flight and then realise its the wrong flight

And forget to refer to the sergeant

😹👍🏻

Did i kill chat or did chat die by itself? 🤔😀😆

Im going to stop using emojis before i start using them unironically

Its time to stop

chat is kill

no u

;69

Pull off big chunks of lip skin.

hey

Ouch

My brother got a filling at the dentist, and then later that day ate a chunk out of his lip and didn't know until my mom saw him and freaked

shit

lol

yummy

I almost did that recently. Only drew a little blood, now I make sure to not eat until all the Novacaine wears off.

I have to go back again Monday to get more cavities filled.

Yeah.... you're supposed to be very careful the rest of the day until the numbing wears off.

I'm usually good by about an hour or so after I leave the dentist office.

There's no way to get an actual chunk of your lip off by accident. You'd still feel the pulling. What happens instead is accidently biting off some of the dead skin on top that's not ready to come off, so there isn't enough new skin under it, so you bleed.