I think getting my body used to crap food full of preservatives and bad stuff is good prep for a world war.

Pretty funny actually.

No

you will be fat and slow

retar

If I was in the military, I'd definitely try to join a sniper squad.

retard

lol no.

yeah

I'm not fast, I'm not strong, I'm not limber. Best thing for me to do is use my eyes and fuck shit up from afar.

My uncle told me american soldiers decomposed slower than the vietnam ones

lol

Army doesn't want weaklings

they make you into warriors

stop being cucks

It has more to do with the perservatives in the food

wah I'm not strong enough

go out their a kill some syrian women and children

You have to be physically fit and mentally strong

HOOORAH

yeah no

I'd gladly fight. But I'd rather help from afar so I can keep helping. :v

pussy

they make people leave Basic if they can't handle simple things

oh no

this will be total war

I don't want to be in the army, I just want to bask in the aftermath.

There's no point in going to war if you just run in and get your dumbass killed.

everyone will be fighting or shot on the spot

A draft probably won't happen.

what are you even talking about

didn't you know we're all gonna die

I have it on good authority

trust me bro

KEK has spoken to this man

America sticking its nose where's it doesn't belong

Hear his word of tru- I can't do this

Lmfao

I know Gen Flynn and Comey

americaisoverparty is trending

So sad