England only had Toonami for three years.

England is like a poor man's america

Pretty much

I love pissing off the English

Our houses are tiny

Like my cock

So are your cars

I live in one of the most corrupt countries in the world tho, so I'm not feeling superior or anything

Turtles count it off:
1! 2! 3! 4! Turtles!
Mutant chain reaction (Turtles!)
Livin' underground (Turtles!)
Ninjutsu action (Turtles!)
It's a shell of a town! -Actual good lyrics

Excuse my hummer

It's true

Hummers eat the english for breakfast

Turtles in a half shell, turtle power

Hummers are far too american

^^^^

The latest turtles show's theme is fucking awesome

Wait

There's a new one?

Yeah

On Nickelodeon

(holy crap

(TMNT from 2003 went until 2009?

turtles sell too many toys to not have around

gotta get them bejamins

There are always new iterations of cartoons

Capitalism for all!

push crap on kids -> get paid

Hell yeah!

I love capitalism!

What would you do if jesus knocked on your door?

Would you have a meal prepared?

Ask him why I'm crippled

And if god hates me

I'd make jesus wash my feet

God is love

Hi

new person!

I'm scared

Stranger danger

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

New person!