Stephen Fry covered them once

yes he did - those things are insane

I knew about it already, but still

What if dogs cannot process accidents so they think if you tripped over them you meant to do it

look at all the different iterations of turtles

lol

Hello Sensei!

ninja turtles

the fossil record for turtles is filled with so much stupid bullshit

Guten tag

Remember the TMNT from 2003?

@Wrds those are satan's lies

That was an actual good show.

anyone who looks at that and believes in a divine creator is fucking mental

Shame it's over.

@Wrds it is easy to discount any and all evidence

@Wrds agreed

Wasn't that tmnt show dubbed by 4kids

Yep

Hm

Being portuguese is nice.

lol

You don't get stupid dubs.

And the theme is still catchy

4kids, we raped Yu-Gi-Oh.

I like the idea of a giant rat ninja

Well us Americans had 4kids and it had the best dub of one piece

England only had Toonami for three years.

England is like a poor man's america

Pretty much

I love pissing off the English

Our houses are tiny

Like my cock

So are your cars

I live in one of the most corrupt countries in the world tho, so I'm not feeling superior or anything

Turtles count it off:
1! 2! 3! 4! Turtles!
Mutant chain reaction (Turtles!)
Livin' underground (Turtles!)
Ninjutsu action (Turtles!)
It's a shell of a town! -Actual good lyrics

Excuse my hummer

It's true

Hummers eat the english for breakfast

Turtles in a half shell, turtle power

Hummers are far too american