No, they want to be dicks, I know it, it's a cat plot.

You can f them

Hey DovahDrog you got a promotion

Nice

I want a promotion

@normal person you are the president or whatever

I'm the president of hell?

Putin

I'll catch a glimpse of one of them out of my peripheral vision and yell "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT" and they sulk away. I know what they are thinking. They just haven't figured out the concept of peripheral vision yet.

Cause I'm satan

Goof

Who wants to see nudes

I'll send nudes

@Katnipkitkat you need to give them more to do. Mental stimulation

Your nudes?

@normal person on horseback please

Yes

They have a plethora of cat toys and each other to play with.

first thing I see when I come to this chat is nudes.

gonna be a good day

guys how do i get grils

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Give me some noods

@Deleted User be rich

they got grills at homedepot or lowes

or sears

@Paul- do you want nudes

or walmart

Some drugs a rope and a basement

kmart

nope

Ok

@Deleted User be Putin

i have considered rape

Woah.

Even if it's cold outside I sometimes have to leave the door to the balcony open so they can go out there and leave me the fuck alone for awhile.

does Sears or Kmart even exist

Fucking a corpse is more in rn

What goose

@Deleted User be an Asshole. Some women love that