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only my daddy can slap me

I'm here

coolio

you spelled grammar incorrectly btw

oh

i good grammer but i bad spell

I can tell, I wouldn't want to compete with you in a spelling bee, you might grammar me to death.

id grammer you any day 😉

O such flattery.

Stop, I might turn into cotton candy from all the warmth.

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hahaha i got banned of a trans discord

y?

i just said how i belive a sex change dosent change your gender

and they lost there shit

but they still have a vagina once it's finished, it won't make them born again but it still makes them look female

exatcly it still makes you a man

right but clits are made out of penile tissue anyway

true

*sits in corner*

good boy

any good ways to commit sucide?

not really, they all end in death

lots of them

Tie a noose

i used to cut

but i stopped

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i tried to jump out of my girlfriends car

tried to.. hmm

i hanged myself before but i was caught

and i got help

damn

I mean I would think that riding on the roof and making her SLAM on the breaks and flick you off would be a morn successful way of killing yourself but that's just me

more*

true but we wear driving on a highway full of cars and i tryed to open the door but she stoped me

hell im gonna die before 90 anyway...

or maybe driving to the top of a hill, tying your legs to the car and pushing it down the hill, that would work but be sure to take a Marilyn Monroe assortment of painkillers before hand.

dude this is not funny

it is for me .