im going to write in my will that i have a sack of cash buried in my backyard to fuck with my family

i want to be buried on my own land

i dont trust banks either

I want to be mummified

so i actually do have that

Actually being a mummy wouldnt be so bad

i'd do that

either way

if i had to cut off my own hand

i'd do it

I want to be dumped into the sea like osama bin laden

and then i'd use my medical books

from the 1800s

To do my best to stop bleeding and get it to heal and NOT infect

which means a sterile house

most certainly

omg

Use maggots

my lips are so dry

But i'd get a hook hand out of it. so i have that going for me, which is nice.

emma they upped my spiralactone or whatever

to 50mg twice a day

everyone <#231946987585404930>

is that a high dose

For your situation, I'm not sure.

osama's ashes should have been stuffed into a grenade and blown up so he can finally have a chance to see what all the fuss is about

reeeee

what happened to dani

doctors don't explain shit to me

What happened to you dani

That's twice my dosage but that's just a starter dose that I was responding remarkably well to.

why did you go to a doctor

i honestly feel like they just try to get me in and out as fast as possible

Most go up to at least that dose

HRT?

So you should be fine

what the fuck are you even doing

yes lol

oh

We're both on hormones for different reasons.

yawn