*laser eyes*

honk honk 👐🏼

i can finally speak

you think you're better than me?

Ballsacks

let's touch ballsacks

Inflate them to use as pillows

I'd rather use yours breasts ❤

They bounce

🙌🏼

Can I use your breasts in a gay way? To lean on them while watching 13 reasons why while eating any cadbury chocolate and drinking coke?

inflation is gross

@Emma

Not yet but when they grow larger, perhaps. They're not ready yet. Give them more time in the oven.

how do pigs talk?

swine language 😏

Yum

What kind of music sticks with you?

Taped music 😏

Repzion is on Netflix

how observant of you

Vary

"Vary"

What did the fish name his kid?

Gill 😏

no

stop pls

I can't wait til December. The new Star Wars is going to be epic

perhaps 🤔

stahp

Why was the bed gassy?

It had to take a sheet 😏

I seen the Trailer and its something I would like to see

do u not usually watch starwars?

what is start warts?

Also a new Battle Front game is coming out

or whatever you said

yeh the new battlefront looks interesting

I'm drinking whiskey at 10:49am - life is good

#westcoastswag

I first played BattleFront on PSP and I loved it